Thursday, July 11, 2013

Nurse Ratched and the One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest series

Nurse Ratched

This painting was finished in early 2013 and I've finally decided to upload it seven months later due to general apathy. My painting has slowed to a crawl because of other projects I will soon blog about and also due to general apathy.

Anyway, below is the three paintings as I would have them on my wall if I were not too apathetic to hang them up.

Cuckoo's Nest Series

Friday, May 4, 2012

R.I.P MCA

Adam yauch A.K.A. MCA of the Beatie Boys passed away today at 47.

Thanks for fighting for my right to party.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Cheswick

Finally! My second installment in my Cuckoo's Nest series of paintings, Charlie Cheswick.

cheswick_final

The first in the series was a painting of Jack Nicholson's character, R.P. MacMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, the 1975 movie based in the Ken Kesey novel of the same name. Sydney Lassick's portrayal of the neurotic Charlie Cheswick makes him one of the most endearing character's of this classic movie. It was much better than his role in the Vanilla Ice epic, Cool as Ice but that is a totally subjective appraisal. To see pictures of the process of the painting check out the orange kid's flickr photostream in the artwork set. I now leave you with video of a still image of Mr. Cheswick to the tune of Jack Nitzche's Medication Valse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Enjoy.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Delicious Kimchi

I've finally done something blog-worthy this year. After a trip to the local Korean food store I visited my Mom in Morden where I made my first attempt at preparing one of my favourite side dishes, Kimchi. Following the recipe and tutorial from the wonderful Maangchi and with the help of my Mom and Rae Rae, I now have enough kimchi to last me months. I made only one third of this kimchi recipe producing enough kimchi to fill 4, 1 litre ice cream containers. Below are pictures of the kimchi making process.

Cutting up the cabbage

Chopping up the napa cabbage.

salting the cabbage

Preparing to salt the cabbage.

adding pepper flakes to the porridge

Mixing the kimchi paste.

adding sauce with green onion and carrots to the cabbage

Combining kimchi paste, chopped green onion, julienne carrots and cabbage after rinsing the cabbage well.

delicious kimchi

Finally after about 2 hours, I have delicious kimchi. The kimchi will get better after about a week in the fridge where the fermentation process does it's magic… providing it lasts that long.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Shiny New Link

Last Import-2

A new link has been added to the Best Of The Blogosphere in the left column. European Adventure is a blog we started to follow us through our trip through Europe. It's a great way to keep in touch with us and saves us spending our evenings writing emails to everyone. Now our evenings are spent wrestling with the task of blogging from an iPad.

Enjoy.

Friday, August 19, 2011

God's Away on Bussiness

One of the best mashups I've seen yet. Made me laugh this morning.

Enjoy.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Drunk voicemail left on my girlfriends phone (NSFW)

Last week my girlfriend began receiving voicemail messages from a disgruntled drunk. After the first tirade was left, I decided to answer the phone the next time the dude called.

I said, "Dude, you got the wrong number." To which he explained, as eloquently as the message he left, "Yeah, my stupid girlfriends stupid number is like 2 digits reversed from yours."

Yeah, it's your girlfriend's phone numbers fault that you can't dial a phone number. So I asked him to be more careful the next time he dialled. Yesterday we received a barrage of three new voicemails directed at his stupid girlfriend.

Damn, I hope this is a wrong number.

All four voicemails can be heard in the following video. Be forewarned that there is quite a bit of strong language and should be considered NSFW.

Enjoy.


Monday, August 8, 2011

The Return of Bomberman

There has been another Bomberman siting at this last home game at Canad Inns Stadium. This year, the Mad Bomber, was sporting the retro helmet as he cheered on the blue and gold to a 28 - 16 victory over the previously undefeated Edmonton Eskimos. With both clubs at 5-1 on the year, I guess that makes us no.1 in the league having toppled the formerly perfect team.

Here's pics.
The return of Bomberman
Nick and Bomberman sporting retro jerseys at the game. Why do serious Hank? This must have been taken after one of Palardy's early kicks.

The Return of Bomberman
Hanks looking happier in this one, after Buck Pierce made a game changing, 48 yard rush into the endzone.

After witnessing one of the most exciting games I've attended, we went for a quick night cap. Nick and Hank ended up closing the Fox and Hound after pouring me into a cab. I did still manage to wake up in time for our hungover trip to Adrenaline Adventures the next day. No better cure for a hangover than dragging yourself around a man-made pond. I was so beat by the end of wake boarding that there was no way I was able to drag myself to the top of the zipline stand.

This Marks the fourth consecutive year that My buddy Dean has come into town for a CFL game and the second year that we started taking his paint job seriously. I'm always proud of the comments, photo requests and surprised looks people give him these last couple of years. How do we top it next year?

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Cyanide and Happiness

Of all the webcomics I've read, I've been reading Cyanide and Happiness the longest. It totally gets my sense of humor and isn't afraid to push the envelope of what is appropriate.

I was very pleased to learn that they have been making short cartoons. So without further ado… I give you, Cyanide and happiness.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Red Bacteria Vacuum

Last night my brother and I went to see the, A Perfect Circle show at the Centennial Concert Hall and were treated to a one of the best performance that venue has ever seen. Their sound in that hall is a match made in some kind of sonic utopia. They played a little bit of everything, concentrating most on their latest release. I'm not as familiar with their catalogue as my bro is but to my surprise, I recognized almost every song.

A unexpected treat was the opening band. Red Bacteria Vacuum is a punk/speed metal, all girl trio from Tokyo. These girls really blew my mind even though they seemed bummed that they couldn't get the audience to sing along with the song Enso Wa Tanoshii, which no one could understand never mind pronounce.

Update - Using the powers of the internet, I have deduced that Enso Wa Tanoshii means… A perfect circle. Enso means circle, wa from what I could find would work as the article a and Tanoshii is beautiful which I guess could be interpreted as perfect. I would like to stress that this is my findings from cyber sleuthing and is in no way accurate unless I totally lucked out. Seemed like it would fit. If I remember, I will see if my Japanese speaking German friend can confirm it.

Anyway, for your enjoyment… Red Bacteria Vacuum!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Everyone VS. Hank

This is a campaign I am starting up against my buddy Hank whom you might remember from the paint job I gave him for a Blue Bomber game. I posted here.

Recently ol' Hank has been asking me to prepare for this years makeup design. Each time he sent a request I responded with the following mock-ups.













Reggie Watts is Brilliant

Had to find an other video because the original one was removed foom youtube..

Monday, June 20, 2011

Netty's Girls

About 15 years I did a season of tree planting in Northern Ontario. That is where I discovered my all-time favorite summer album, Music for Our Mother Ocean. It was a compilation disc released in 1997 by Surfdog Records that raised money for the Surfrider Foundation, an organization whose mission is to protect the worlds beaches. At the time, I was collecting pretty much any CD with a Pearl Jam track on it and M.O.M is by far the bestl. The song that stuck with me the most, however, was a Beastie Boys track called Netty's Girl. I found the following Mike D quote on the website beastiemania.com where he describes the inspiration for the song.
"This song was another moment of inspiration from the tiny "studio G" at G-Son. It was recorded completely on a four-track cassette recorder and then mixed in our main control room. Mark Nishita had played this cheesy keyboard line, then we turned on the drum machine, and recorded that. Adam H. overdubbed some bass, and then I came with the pathetic falsetto vocals" - Michael Diamond, 1999
After returning from a semi-successful attempt at tree planting, I started putting this song on almost every mixed CD I made. It always brought some sideways looks when it interrupted the otherwise mainstream songs on the mix.

I've recently rediscovered this gem through the youtube in the form of this video.




There is also this great half hour film/music video on the home page of their official website. It stars a crapload of famous people. I love it when talented people do shit like this.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Can I Be Your Friend?

Haven't posted in a long while. I hope to have some things to post soon. In the mean time I thought I'd share this video that I found funny, hoping that you'll still be my friend.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Paper or Plastic

These past few days it feels as though we've been living at the Park Theater.

Tonight we attended our weekly improve fix of Soap Scum Presents where talented local actors Improvise a comedy soap opera. This year is "The Western". I you haven't been to it yet, I highly recommend you do. It has cowboys, cowgirls, fancy gunplay and pooh whiskey… everything you'd want in a western.

On the weekend we took in the Plastic Paper animation film festival which featured a screening of Ralf Bakshi's "American Pop" including a Q&A with Mr. Bakshi following the film. Mr. Bakshi's new passion is painting and his work can be seen at the Raw Gallery until May 25th.

On Saturday morning we were treated to 3 hours of Saturday morning cartoon that included "The Mighty Hercules", "Spider Man and His Amazing Friends" and the Bakshi produced "Mighty Mouse" episodes that were directed by the great John Kricfalusi, Oh and all the cereal you could eat. An added bonus was a bunch of the old commercials that I watched on those Saturdays were interspersed between the episodes like Gobots and My Buddy/Kid Sister.

Also on Saturday were some interesting independent films such as "The Beast Pageant" a surreal black and white mindfuck and "The Trashmaster", a film entirely made from Grand Theft Auto 4 screen captures. They capped off the festival with the documentary "American: The Bill Hicks Story" on the late great comedian Bill Hicks. What is a documentary about a comedian doing in an animation festival? I thought that this film was the best use of after effects type cutout animation combined with subtle 3D animation and live footage I have seen in a long time.

The sad thing is that this is the first time I've ever heard of festival and I found out about it 3 days late. I will definitely be keeping my eye out for it next year.

oh yeah, you might have noticed the new banner. I am giving up the darts again, this time with the help of Champix the pharmaceutical smoking cessation aide. So far, no thoughts of suicide, only intense dreams that last the entire night.
In honour of this undertaking inspired by a manitobaquits.ca cash contest, I leave you with the comedy of Mr. Bill hicks. Sorry Bill, looks like I might turn into one of THEM.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I Love the Onion

Back in college I was introduced to a podcast called "The Onion Radio News" featuring the dead pan Doyle Redlin, reading humorous spins on the spun out news found on stations such as FOX and CNN. I recently discovered a video that epitomizes the onion on Funny or Die.



Other videos I would recommend from funny or die are the series on Drunken History and Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.

Enjoy.

Warning - To those who thought a video with the title "Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere" wouldn't have profanity, language in this video is NSFW .

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

R.P. McMurphy

Here is a painting that I started back in February. The process photos started a couple of weeks into it because I made major changes.

Mac 5

It is was inspired by a scene in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest starring, one of my favorite actors of all time, Jack Nicholson.
I think it turned out alright but my apartment is a little dark for it.

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